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Pagan Joke

Fri Jun 2, 2006, 4:09 AM
This is a joke that i found on the circle of souls forum ([link])
I found it very funny.

A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.
"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.

The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.

A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.
"But...but... I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."

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:iconthekhaos:
Grazie per il fav carissimo!

Poi ti pagherò in "oro giallo"
:lolly:

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:iconfabriziotroiani:
Era meritato, quindi l'oro giallo ce lo dividiamo :#1:

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:iconthekhaos:
Ti ho addato anche io ;)
Molto molto belli i tuoi lavori, li avevo già visti dal tuo sito web


complimenti ;)

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"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."
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:iconfabriziotroiani:
Grazie!
Te invece sei stato una sorpresa. Ti seguirò con molta attenzione.

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Take me where I cannot stand
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You can't take the light from me"
:iconaikoneko:
thank you for the fav :love:

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:iconfabriziotroiani:
It's well deserved!

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Take me where I cannot stand
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You can't take the light from me"
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:iconaysima:
:damphyr: Thanks For The Fav. :bulletpurple: [link] :floating:
:iconashappyasiget:
love it

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